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Can anyone tell me any really funny but clean jokes please?
OK! Here goes…
An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.” Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you’re 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?” The woman replied, “They help me sleep better.” The doctor considered this for a second, and continued… “How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?” The woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice, and I sleep better at night.”
A school inspector asked the class, “If length of the platform is 200 metres and speed of the train is 100 kilometres what should be my age?” Noting the absurdity of the question, a clever student answered, “Fifty years, sir.” The answer was absolutely correct. The inspector was astounded. He asked the boy his method of calculation. “Simple, sir,” the boy replied, “I have an elder brother aged 25 years and everybody calls him half mad!”
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A Saudi Prince went to Germany to study.
A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying:”Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here,but I’m a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train.”
Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar check saying:”Stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too”!!!.
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