Your Momma Jokes. Post Them Here.?
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Yo mama so dumb she brought lipstick to a make up test
Yo mama so skinny she uses a cheerio as a hula hoop
Yo mama so poor I saw her chasing after a garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama so wide that when she goes to In-and-Out, she can’t get in or out.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think is was backing up.
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Your mama so fat she sat on a dollar and made change.
Yo mama so fat when she dived into the ocean the whales started singing “we are family!”
Yo mama so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and said, “Where’s my gumball!”
Yo momma so fat that when she wears a yellow rain jacket, people yell, “TAXI!”
1 Dozen Classic Yo Mamma Jokes for your Mom on Mother’s Day
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Your Momma Joke Book
$3.95
This book is loaded with almost 400 “Your Momma” jokes. If your in the mood to really laugh, then this is the book for you, and your friends. The content of this book may be insulting to some, but it is for entertainment purposes only. Makes a great gift. …
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Brain Quest Bathtime
$8.32
BRAIN QUEST BATHTIME offers 10 original poems and stories and over 100 questions and answers on the very subjects kids want to talk about while splashing around in the tub with Mom or Dad keeping them company. Is there such a thing as a flying fis…
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My Mom Is Trying to Ruin My Life (Reinforced Hardcover)
$12.59
Between singing in public and telling embarrassing jokes, a young girl begins to think that her mother`s humiliating outbursts and strict rules may be part of a secret plan to intentionally sabotage her social life.
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Momma…?
$15.15
A Drunken Hunter is Killed and a Crazed Grizzly Is on the Prowl! Jeff awakens to find he is nearly hanging upside down from a tree limb; his head is in the jaws of a giant grizzly bear, and she is trying to yank him down and kill him. Ooooooohhhh, my neck is killing me, please God, help! Ooooooohhhh noooooo! I am still here; I must have passed out. This is not a bad dream, it’’s really happening! Somebody help me, please! In Jay Miller’’s pulse-pounding new novel Momma…? you”ll find an assortment of cheating husbands; unfaithful, murderous wives; alcoholics; hunters; fishermen; ruthless bartenders; cops; and a mad, hungry mamma bear that solves all the problems. At the end, only one will remain-a very lucky one! Momma…? is a suggestive, strange, fascinating story that will leave you in breathless anticipation for Miller’’s next work. Hang on to your head for this one, folks! Yummy!
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