Your Momma Jokes. Post Them Here.?

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Yo mama so dumb she brought lipstick to a make up test

Yo mama so skinny she uses a cheerio as a hula hoop

Yo mama so poor I saw her chasing after a garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo mama so wide that when she goes to In-and-Out, she can’t get in or out.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think is was backing up.

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.

Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Your mama so fat she sat on a dollar and made change.

Yo mama so fat when she dived into the ocean the whales started singing “we are family!”

Yo mama so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish

Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and said, “Where’s my gumball!”

Yo momma so fat that when she wears a yellow rain jacket, people yell, “TAXI!”

1 Dozen Classic Yo Mamma Jokes for your Mom on Mother’s Day

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what are some hilarious funniest, sense of humor jokes?

tell me some 47 year old jokes and then tell me kids jokes from 1-10 years.

You have a PENNY, Nickle, Dime, and a Quarter. Now Johnny’s Mom has 4 kids. There is Penny, Nicklus, Dimmie, and what is the name of the 4th one?

Answer: Johnny

Railroad Crossing………..Watch out for the CARS. Can you spell that without any R’s?

Answer: t h a t

some kids jokes now. Did you hear the joke about the ceiling?

Answer: it is over your head

Did you hear the joke about the jump rope?

Answer: skip it

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Jokes $14.25 Ted Cohen thinks that’s not a bad joke. But he also thinks it’s not an easy joke. For a listener or reader to laugh at Abe’s conversion, an intricate set of conditions must be met. First, a listener has to recognize that Abe and Sol are Jewish names. Second, that listener has to be familiar with the widespread idea that Jews are more interested in money than anything else. And finally the listener needs to know this information in advance of the joke, and without anyone telling him or her. Jokes, in short, are complicated transactions in which communities are forged, intimacy is offered, and otherwise offensive stereotypes and cliches lose their sting — at least sometimes.Jokes is a book of jokes and a book about them. Cohen loves a good laugh, but as a philosopher, he is also interested in how jokes work, why they work, and when they don’t. The delight at the end of a joke is the result of a complex set of conditions and processes, and Cohen takes us through these conditions in a philosophical exploration of humor. He considers questions of audience, selection of joke topics, the ethnic character of jokes, and their morality, all with plenty of examples that will make you either chuckle or wince. Jokes: more humorous than other philosophy books, more philosophical than other humor books.

My Best Jokes and Humor $11.97 Work in the coal mines, social hour at the barber shop, and making moonshine in the Tennessee hills isn”t fun if you can”t laugh about it! Here is a hilarious anthology of jokes and anecdotes about life in the mountains and much much more! I have been a barber for 45 years, everyone knows that a lot of hair gets on the floor and everyone talks about what to do with it. I hear you can put it around the house to keep the deer out, so I tried something new I put the hair around the tomatoes. I had some beautiful tomatoes but I had to shave them before I could eat them. One of my uncles was the biggest whiskey man in Tennessee he made moonshine whiskey for 45 years. I will tell you how good his whiskey was, a man moved up on the mountain, he had a wooden leg he started drinking the new whiskey called Block and Tackle. A few months later he noticed sprouts were growing on his leg, he had to carry a axe to keep the sprouts cut off.