I want to hear the funniest of all the dumb blonde jokes?
speaking of a Russian and an American blonde Russian orbit of the moon and firstto American says they were the first to go to the moon and then the blonde says that we are moving towards the first TBE in the sun and Russia says we can not follow the sun burns you and the bride duu says not stupid, knows that the night …
Blonde rectum stretcher (Priceless) As she was "flying" on the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit) blonde past a single roof to find a cop with a radar on the other side to see. The police shoot, approached the car, and smile with condescension classic we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied: "I'm late for work." "Oh yes," said the policeman, "What are you doing?" I'ma rectum stretcher, "she said. The cop stammered, "A what? Camilla straight?" And what does a rectum stretcher do? "Well, the blonde said:" I start by inserting one finger, then make my way to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my hand, working side by side until you can get both hands and then I slowly but surely stretch, until which is approximately 6 feet wide. "What the hell are you doing with anal opening to the public 6 foot," he asked. – Published for answers " You give him a radar gun and park behind the bridge … "Traffic Ticket $ 95.00 court costs. $ 45.00 Cop Watch face …………… PRICELESS !!!!!!!!! Willyblues www.total-knowledge.com/ BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA http:// ~ /
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A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed sweating and panting.
“What’s up?” he says: “I’m having a heart attack” cries his wife.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialling, his 4 year old son comes up and says “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!”
The husband slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked cowering on the closet floor.
“You rotten S.O.B” says the husband: “My wife’s having a heart attack and you’re running around naked scaring the kids!”
THE MAN IN A RED SHIRT – 3 Minutes of Dumb Blonde Jokes
Dumb blonde jokes
Why not be the "dumb blonde"?
I am very intelligent and very well in school, but often found to behave as the typical "dumb blonde". Not the character I want to be an offshoot of the people, can you help?
There is a stereotype! just be yourself! Just think before you say or do anything if it helps any …
Newlywed game dumb blonde
Use an engraving tool to engrave your pet’s name on the back!…
Anybody know any jokes about dumb blondes?
I need some jokes about the dumb blonde of my uncle, if someone know something funny or just stupid please let me know
R 3 Blondes shopping at the mall when it begins to rain. "Oh, no," shouted the first blonde, "the top of my convertible is down!" where the eyes rest in place without understanding, he exclaims: "Our concert TIX JT gets wet!" of the band run the car to save TIX and when the first search blonde purse keys, a 1 second shouted "Look! keys r there!" and said that the driver's seat on the side. After ten minutes of trying to force the lock to get the keys so you can put on top of his convertible in its Instead, she said "Oh, look! ahahaha, do not hav any 2 Go is time to pick the lock, theres a locksmith inside the mall!"
THE MAN IN A RED SHIRT – Tells Dumb Blonde Jokes
