What would be an amusing way to kill off a character?

I’m currently writing a black comedy story that’s a revenge kind of plot based in an Irish secondary school. I’ve killed off two characters; one by train, the other by being locked in a freezer any suggestions for the third?

goes to a candle making factory and falls into a vat of boiling wax

or

trips over their shoelace and falls through a second story window

falls on a knife

is playing hide and go seek and hides in a crematorium and gets burned to death because the guy that works there accidentally lit the wrong one up

mine?
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