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hilarious jokes??
ok so me and my mate have constant joke fests i need short funny jokes that i can tell that’ll own his jokes?i’ll leave it to the ppl
how do u annoy someone?
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Dead-Baby Jokes… Hilarious!!!
But as for hilarious, nothing beats Mr. Gotta-Go-Now. Measuring about 1′ foot tall and in bright red, yellow, and greens, hes easy to spot whether hes hiding in your garden, or sitting on top of the office fax…
Not only human are the main characters of jokes to crack laughter. Even animal behaves as the funniest part of the joke. As to say the fact, more than other jokes people like to enjoy the animal jokes.
It is such kind of jokes in with animals is fully responsible to create a laugh. Those non-verbal creatures are featured with some of their stupid and funny act.
Different animals are characterized like Dog, cat, frog etc. They really make a funny part of the joke. Have you heard any funniest animal jokes recently? You must have heard a lot because the craze for the animal jokes is increasing now days.
Even I myself prefer funny animal jokes rather than other funny jokes. They are mostly clean jokes and are very suitable to share in any place we like.
Mostly children are fond of it. They just want to listen and enjoy the stupid act of animals performed to make them laugh. It is even easy for them to understand the joke.
If you have not listen any funny animal jokes lately… Let me share some of the funniest jokes:
A frog telephoned the psychic hot line and was told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you.” The frog said, “That’s great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?” “No,” said the psychic, “Next term…in her biology class.”
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An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. “Shit!” says the ant. “One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!”
Those above jokes are just examples of funny animal jokes. You can find many more funny jokes on web. Humor has just become a part of our life. Always enjoy the moment you get in life.
Animal behaves as the funniest part of the joke. Find lots of Funny Animal Jokes here:http://www.jokesduniya.com/category/animal-jokes/
FUNNY JOKES!!!! – Vegetarians, Body Hair, and Hippies – ROFL
Funny pics!?
Hey everyone!
Here’s a funny pic i really like! what do you think? what funny pics do you know of? put in the link so that everyone can see it!
i know what it’s like to feel depressed, and i know that it can help just for someone, or something to make you smile! i’m not trying to say ‘cheer up’ as i know it’s not that easy, i just wanna try and make people feel a bit better, so let’s see what funny pics we can come up with! let’s try and spread some smiles! (((Hugs))) to anyone who’s feeling down atm. x
http://www.flickr.com/photos/45262359@n0… sorry… that link doesn’t seem to work…this one should…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/7460259@N07/473635463/
Thank you, you cheered me up after a bad day. You put a smile on my face and I like your sense of humour. x
Funny Pictures Part 1
