Blonde jokes!!!?
Do you know any funny (But clean!!) Blonde jokes? The person who submits the most jokes will get best answer.
Let the best answer win! I don’t want any websites. I just want a long list of jokes. Err, what is your stinking problem?? WHy are you attacking me? What have I done to you to receive such hateful remarks?? Err, what is your stinking problem?? WHy are you attacking me? What have I done to you to receive such hateful remarks??
This is THE best blonde joke… lmao!!
2 blonde women go on a boat and they go a couple miles away from the water when their boat suddenly breaks down. one of them decides to swim back to shore to get help. when she gets halfway, she says she is too tired so she goes back to th boat… hahaha
did u get it? she was already halfway to shore when she got tired. she should’ve just swam to shore instead of back to the boat because it would’ve been the same distance… lmao!!
here’s another one: Q: how do you know if a blonde tried to commit suicide?
A: there were six bullet holes in the mirror.
another one: A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were on their way to Heaven. God told them that the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and that on every 5th step He would tell them a joke. He told them not to laugh at any of the jokes along the way or else they would not be able to enter Heaven. The brunette went first and started laughing on the 45th step, so she could not enter Heaven. The redhead went next and started laughing on the 200th step, so she could not enter Heaven either. Then, it was the blonde’s turn. When she got to the 999th step, she started laughing. “Why are you laughing?” God asked. “I didn’t tell a joke.” “I know,” the blonde replied. “I just got the first joke.”
Here’s some more. the last one is the funniest, LOL!!
1 . Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow out the head. 2. Why won’t they hire Blondes as pharmacists? They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters 3. Hear about the blonde that got an AM RADIO? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night. 4. What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team? They drowned in Spring Training. 5. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side. 6. How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow stepped on her. 7. How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for French fries. 8. Why do blondes have more fun? They are easier to amuse. 9. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? Frosted flakes. 10. Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs? They keep breaking them with the hammer. 11. Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow in the air? She missed. 12. What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear? Data transfer. 13. Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children? Because she read that one child out of every four born was Chinese. 14. Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead? She wanted everyone to know that she was able to make up her mind. 15. Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned-out light bulbs? She needed them for the darkroom she was building. 16. Why are the Japanese so smart? No blondes. 17. What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde? You get to park in the Handicapped Zone.
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Are you sick of blonde jokes? How about some Brunette jokes for a change?
Q: What’s black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A: A brunette who’s told too many blonde jokes.
Q: What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette? A: Brown-bagging it.
Q: What’s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? A: No one else wants it!
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? A: Invisible.
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call? A: “Has the blonde left yet?”
Q: Why didn’t Indians scalp brunettes? A: The hair from a buffalo’s butt was more manageable.
Q: Why is brunette considered an evil hair color? A: When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party? A: The invitation
Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A: A hostage
Q: Who makes bras for brunettes? A: Fisher-Price
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their moustache
i think these were halerious! im sick of people stereotyping blondes into one “dumb” catergory. these are great!! well done xx
Dumb BRUNETTE jokes
Does anyone know good blonde jokes?
i want to laugh because im bored so does anyone have good blonde jokes?
1. A blond had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch.
“Wow!” the trooper gasped. “Your car looks like an accordion that was trampled on by an elephant! Are you OK, ma’am?”
“Why, yes, officer, I’m just fine” the blond chirped.
“Well, how in the world did this happen?” the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
“Officer, it was the strangest thing!” the blond began. “I was driving along this road, when from out of nowhere this tree popped up in front of me, so I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was another tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was….”
“Uh, madam,” the officer said, cutting her off as he looked inside the car, “There isn’t a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air-freshener swinging back and forth.”
2. There are two blonds standing on opposite sides of a river, one blond yells to the other ‘Hey how do you get to the other side!!’ the other blond replies ‘Idiot!! You are on the other side!!!’
3. A group of blonds walk into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and toast, “Here’s to 51 days!” and they proceed to down their drinks. Once again, they tell the bartender to “line ‘em up”, and once again they toast 51 days and down their drinks. The bartender says, “I don’t get it. Why in the world are you toasting 51 days?” One of the blonds explains, “We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It had written on the box ‘2-4 years,’ but we finished it in 51 days!”
4. Three girls are stuck on an island. One red head, one brunette and of course one blond. The red head who was the weakest tried to swim the 20 mile way back but after 5 miles she got tired and drowned. The brunette was the second strongest she swam 10 miles and got tired then drowned. The blond who was the strongest was able to swim 15 miles before she got too tired to go on so she decided to swim back to the island.
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Children Hello, Miss? Clean blonde joke … If you are blonde, please read on … k?
Two casino dealers are boring Waiting at the crap table. An attractive blonde arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said: "I hope you do not mind, but I I feel much happier when I'm completely naked. "With that, she stripped from the neck down, dice and yelled," Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes! As the dice stopped jumping up and down and screaming …… "Yes, Yes, I won, I won!" I kissed each of the distributors, and then picked up his prize and his clothes and quickly departed. Traders stunned. Finally, one of them asked, "What did roll? "The other replied:" I do not know – I thought he was watching you! "Moral – Not all blondes are stupid, but all men are men!
Tee hee, that was hilarious. I read all your jokes and I got to it. It made me laugh more lol.
Top 20 Dumb Blonde Jokes
