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“The only gift is a portion of thyself” and other Quotes by American Writer Ralph Waldo Emerson
Ralph Waldo Emerson is a famous US poet, thinker and author. He was born in Boston, Massachusetts on May 25, 1803. Emerson died April 27, 1882 in Massachusetts.
Emerson is famous as one thought-leader of the American Transcendentalist movement.
Emerson was a gifted writer and is often quoted. We have arranged some of his most famous quotations for your pleasure.
And Now The Quotes by Ralph Waldo Emerson:
I hate quotations.
Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it. I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.
Nothing, at last, is sacred; but the integrity of your own mind.
There are many things of which a wise man might wish to be ignorant.
Big jobs usually go to the men who prove their ability to outgrow small ones.
Guard well your spare moments. They are like uncut diamonds. Discard them and their value will never be known. Improve them and they will become the brightest gems in a useful life.
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could.
We are born believing. A man bears beliefs, as a tree bears apples.
If a man knows the law, find out, though he live in a pine shanty, and resort to him. And if a man can pipe or sing, so as to wrap the imprisoned soul in an elysium; or can paint a landscape, and convey into souls and ochres all the enchantments of Spring or Autumn; or can liberate and intoxicate all people who hear him with delicious songs and verses; it is certain that the secret cannot be kept; the first witness tells it to a second, and men go by fives and tens and fifties to his doors.
The peril of every fine faculty is the delight of playing with it for pride. Talent is commonly developed at the expense of character, and the greater it grows, the more is the mischief. Talent is mistaken for genius, a dogma or system for truth, ambition for greatest, ingenuity for poetry, sensuality for art.
No great man ever complains of want of opportunity.
The measure of a master is his success in bringing all men around to his opinion twenty years later.
The best lightning rod for your protection is your own spine.
Often a certain abdication of prudence and foresight is an element of success.
He who has a thousand friendsHas not a friend to spare,While he who has one enemyShall meet him everywhere.
For everything you have missed, you have gained something else and for everything you gain, you lose something.
Can anybody remember when the times were not hard and money not scarce
I have heard with admiring submission the experience of the lady who declared that the sense of being well-dressed gives a feeling of inward tranquillity which religion is powerless to bestow.
Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginning of the world, that such who are in the institution wish to get out and such as are out wish to get in.
A chief event in life is the day in which we have encountered a mind that startled us.
We know better than we do. We do not yet possess ourselves.
Fame is proof that people are gullible.
Trust men and they will be true to you treat them greatly, and they will show themselves great.
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