Astonishingly some of the most loved of all pick up lines are the smutty ones.

Why is this so perplexing? Well… all in all they are also the most uneffective for de facto picking up members of the weaker sex.

Nasty pick up lines will get you b**ch slapped really quickly by the object of your attention. You definitely won’t get any hugs or kisses.

It goes without saying that not all vulgar pick up lines are the same. A few are more skilfull at ruffling ‘girl recipient’s’ feathers than others. Others result in no more than a tired bored look from ‘girl recipient’.

It is long overdue for all of manhood to understand that they are putting themselves in a very unfavourable position when they use sexually tinted lines to hit on women. Enough with the secrecy. There is wisdom behind this. And I will tell you right now.

A dirty pick up line consists of four anatomical parts: the implied sexual act, the blue language, the detracting ‘girly name’, and the visualization effects.

1. The Implied Sexual Act: The soul of the dirty pick up line is the implied sexual act between the ‘male sender’ and the ‘girl recipient’. The guideline is simple in this instance. The more intimate the implication of the sexual act is, or (worse) its debasement and outlandishness, the bigger the chance of getting a b**ch slap.
   
   Example forms (from least to most dirty): Hug, casual caress, kiss, sexual zone caress, oral her, oral him, sex, anal sex, fetishes and perversions (we won’t enumerate further for you here…)
   
   
2. The Dirty Language: This one doesn’t need much explanation. Throw a few dirty words in there and you are well on your way to increasing that ‘bitch slap factor’. Even better, use nasty words for the ‘implied intimate act’.
   
   
3. The Demeaning ‘Girly Name’: Often found at the start or at the end of the dirty pick up line the ‘girly name’ is used to firmly assert how little you respect the ‘girl recipient’. This is an optional supplement the guy can employ to get bigger results.
   
   Example forms (from least to most dirty): Babe, Honey, Sweetie, Cutesy, Bitch, Ho, Whore, Slut…
   
   
4. The Visualization Effects: If the implied sexual act is the soul, then the visualization effects are the heart. In this instance the aim of the game is to penetrate the ‘female recipients’ skull and aid her with the foreseeing of the most graphic scenario possible. Instilling graphic imagery into the line gives an exponential thrust to its dirtyness. The more ingenious the better.

Now. As we have taken notice off. Each of the basic sections of a nasty pick up line has levels of nastiness. On a dirtyness scale of 1 to 10, the likely damage you are going to be asking for is:

• 1/10 Rating: You can probably get away with it. You may drive her to distraction from boredom.
• 10/10 Rating: “You’re looking to get hurt in ways only South Park’s Kenny lives to talk about.”

We couldn’t leave you without giving you some examples. Remarkably we must note the existence of a large database filled with all of the most terrible lines out there. They have been picked by regular people. Why don’t you give your new observations a try and add your picks to the mix. Check the rude chat up lines and dirty pick up lines out at www.pickuplinescentral.com.