Are you sick of blonde jokes? How about some Brunette jokes for a change?
Q: What’s black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A: A brunette who’s told too many blonde jokes.
Q: What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A: Brown-bagging it.
Q: What’s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A: No one else wants it!
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A: Invisible.
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?
A: “Has the blonde left yet?”
Q: Why didn’t Indians scalp brunettes?
A: The hair from a buffalo’s butt was more manageable.
Q: Why is brunette considered an evil hair color?
A: When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A: The invitation
Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A: A hostage
Q: Who makes bras for brunettes?
A: Fisher-Price
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A: It matches their moustache
i think these were halerious! im sick of people stereotyping blondes into one “dumb” catergory. these are great!!
well done xx
Dumb BRUNETTE jokes
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