Crazy Robber jokes can frequently give a smile across everyone’s faces. In their are trying to get away with a crime or obtain money for free, criminals will do a multitude of very unusual (and sure to be funny) activities. However, many criminals also commit a large number of very funny things. When the criminal’s actions are stupid enough or dumb enough then they is entitled to the title of one of the World’s Dumbest Criminals. However, a number of the World’s Dumbest Criminals commit activities that are highly dumb, such is the case with our recent addition to the World’s Dumbest Criminals.
This story was reported from Canton, Ohio. A 21 year old decided that it would be a good idea to take a wiz on a Wal-Mart meat counter top. Global Grind reports, “According to Lt. Linda Brown of the Canton Police Department, Robert T. Jenkins, 21, of Canton, was arrested at 1:30 a.m. Friday morning and charges with felony vandalism and disorderly conduct.” (Man Walks In Wal-Mart And Pees On The Meat, 2010).
Public Safety were made aware of a situation at the Wal-Mart around 1:30 a.m., Friday January 21, 2010. The fact were still not been provided whether this person was on illicit drugs or under the influence of alcohol. It is clear about the extent of damage that was done. Bossip reported, “The disorderly conduct destroyed more than $600 dollars in meat. Police have not commented on whether alcohol or drugs played a role in Jenkin’s actions, the site reported. Jenkins is currently being held in the Stark County jail in lieu of $25,000 bond, Fox8.com reported.” (Random Ridiculousness: Man Pees on $600 Worth of Steaks at an Ohio Wal-Mart, 2010)
Does it really matter why he urinated on the Wal-Mart meat counter? Yes, this situation does beg to know why in the world he would do this? However, I do not think the police will ever release this information. No matter why he did it, this story certainly deserves to be in the annals of the World’s Dumbest Criminals.
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