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Does anyone know some good mexican jokes?

I honestly don’t know any besides one.

here’s a pretty bad one, take no offense though because I am a mexican,
How do you kill half of the mexican population?
throw a quarter off a cliff
how do you kill the other half?
tell them nobody got the quarter

or

so there’s 3 guys a mexican a black guy and a white guy and they find a lamp sitting on the ground so they rub it and a genie comes out
“I shall grant you each one wish!”says the genie
first the mexican goes up to wish “I wish for the mexicans to be back in mexico.”
“done!” says the genie and the mexican poofs away
next the black guy makes his wish “I wish all the african americans were back in africa!”
“done!” says the genie and the black guy poofs away
next is the white guys turn, so he thinks for a second and then speaks, “well if the mexicans are back in mexico, and the black people are back in africa then I guess I’ll have a coke.”

Some of my Favorite Mexican Jokes!

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