Medical Humor Jokes
Need some good medical humor!… Jokes…?
Hey, I’m looking for some good medical/doctor/nurse jokes… I prefer it to be clean, but will take some dirty ones, too… Sometimes they’re the funniest… but not “too” dirty/nor vulgar. Thanks! Appreciate it!….
A man suspected of SARS was lying in bed with a mask over his mouth when a young auxiliary nurse came to sponge his face and hands.
“Nurse,” he mumbles from behind the mask, “Are my te$ticles black?”
Embarrassed, the nurse replies: ” I was to wash your face and hands.” He struggles again to ask, “Nurse, are my te$ticles black?”
Again the nurse replies, “I can’t tell. I’m only here to wash your face and hands.”
Just then, the Head Nurse was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so she marched over to inquire what was wrong.
“Nurse,” he mumbled, “Are my te$ticles black?”
Being a nurse of long-standing, the Head Nurse was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his peni$ out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, “Nothing wrong with your te$ticles.”
At this the man pulled off his mask and shouted:
“I SAID… ARE MY TESTS RESULTS BACK?!!”
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An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, “I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample.”
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: “WHAT?”
“What did he say? What’s he want?”
His wife yells back, “He needs your underwear.”
Here’s some more:
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