Jewish Humor Jokes
A lighthearted question for our Pagan friends 
?
So far we’ve had Jewish humour/jokes, some Catholic jokes, and I’ve also seen some lovely Hindu jokes – is there such a thing as ‘Pagan humour’ – I’m aware that the term ‘Pagan’ covers numerous different groups…?
Is there Wiccan Wit, for instance?
If so, maybe you’ll share some with us
An old favorite of mine:
A Rabbi, a Minister and a Wiccan Priestess…
A rabbi, a Unitarian Universalist minister, and a Wiccan priestess decided to go on a fishing trip together. They went down to their local lake, rented a boat, and went out on to the lake for a day of fishing.
As the afternoon approached, the trio got hungry—and realized that they left their lunches on the shore of the lake.
The minister got out of the boat, walked across the lake, got his lunch, walked back, and sat down to eat his lunch.
“You should have gotten all of our lunches!” scolded the priestess. She then got up, walked across the lake, picked up her lunch as well as the rabbi’s, walked back across the lake, and sat down, handing the rabbi his afternoon meal.
The rabbi at this point is almost out of his mind, his eyes wide with shock. He manages to sputter, “Wha… what… how did you…?”
The minister grins at the priestess, nudges her, and asks “Do you think we should tell him about the rocks?”
The priestess looks at the minister, raises an eyebrow, and replies “What rocks?”
Rabbi Jason Tells His Favorite Jewish Jokes at Temple Israel in West Bloomfield, Michigan
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