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Aid Reduce Holiday Pressure With Funny Christmas Cards
While most everyone else sends serene, religious or cheerful Christmas cards during the holidays you can make an impact by sending funny Christmas cards instead. Holiday stress reaches a crescendo when people spend excess amounts of money buying gifts for people they don‘t necessarily like and are visited by disrespectful relatives who snore loudly and eat everything in sight.
Although you might not be able to change your family and the responsibility you feel toward them, a humorous card can tilt the tables in a friendlier direction.
Still, don‘t act on impulse. Only by knowing the person the card is being sent to well can your attempt at humor be maintained on a positive note. Be careful the subject that hits your funny bone is not odorous to another.
Based on extensive Internet research, I have uncovered several types of humorous cards. There are a ton of cards with pictures of animals dressed as reindeer. Although animals in a picture might not be smiling, antlers on a hamster can strike your funny bone regardless of your sense of humor.
Babies regularly are the visual topics of humorous Christmas cards. For instance, real-life photos as well as characterizations are available showing babies eating presents instead of trying to open them. Christmas cards consistently are funny whether a baby is pictured toppling a Christmas tree, eating branches on the tree, or simply making that sour face at the initial taste of a pine needle.
Many people combine babies with the reindeer theme, photographing an infant trying to ride an animal such as a favorite dog adorned with the antlers of a reindeer.
A few other common categories include:
- Santa getting put in jail for speeding, being mistaken for a burglar, or making kids cry at the mall
- Ms. Claus nagging Santa to lose weight or do mundane housework
- Santa doing naughty things
But my personal favorite has to be a note left for Santa by a young boy named Timmy. After Santa has scarfed down the milk and cookies Timmy left for him, Santa’s face goes from satisfied to terrified as the note reads something like, “Dear Santa, if you leave a brand new bike under the tree I promise to give you the antidote for the poison I put in your milk and cookies. Love, Timmy.
Truth is, funny Christmas cards can help your loved ones relieve some stress over the holidays. My question to you is if you‘d be willing to share what your favorite funny card is? Let us know in the comments!
For more fun thoughts about Christmas greeting cards visit www.ModernGreetings.com because holiday fun begins with greeting cards.
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