Humor Signs
What about this Geriatric Humour Signs of Wear?
“OLD” IS WHEN….. Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,
“Pick one, I can’t do both!”
“OLD” IS WHEN….. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes, and you’re barefoot.
“OLD” IS WHEN….. A s*xy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
“OLD” IS WHEN….. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
“OLD” IS WHEN….. You don’t care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don’t have to go along.
“OLD” IS WHEN….. You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
“OLD” IS WHEN….. “Getting a little action” means I don’t need to take any fiber today.
“OLD” IS WHEN….. “Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.
“OLD” IS WHEN….. An “all-nighter” means not getting up to pee.
I still think pensioners have more fun ha ha ha ha your still the best duck
Gay protest signs (funny)
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Never Never Never Give Up – Winston Churchill Black and White Magnet $3.00 “Never never never give up.” – Winston Churchill Measures 3.5″ x 3.5″. Full magnetic back…. |
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Wine! How classy people get shitfaced. Bottle Stopper $14.99 Occasionally there is some wine left over. This bottle stopper is funny, useful and makes a great gift…. |
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Signs $10.02 Rated: PG13Synopsis: From M. Night Shyamalan, the writer/director of THE SIXTH SENSE and UNBREAKABLE, comes the story of the Hess family in Bucks County, Pennsylvania, who wake up one morning to find a 500-foot crop circle in their backyard. Graham Hess (Mel Gibson) and his family are told extraterrestrials are responsible for the sign in their field. They watch, with growing dread, the news of crop circles being found all over the world. SIGNS is the emotional story of one family on one farm as they encounter the terrifying last moments of life as the world is being invaded. “It’s easy for a filmmaker to blow up the world — but what Shyamalan does is much riskier. He tries to blow our minds. I was engaged by every inch of SIGNS.” – Richard Roeper, Ebert & Roeper. |
