Good Humor Jokes
Need funny jokes to tease girls!?
I used this one joke I used to tease a group of girls once and they thought it was hilarious. I heard the joke from a show called the The Pick Up Artist, it goes like this:
Guy: Theres a survey that 93% of females masterbate in the shower and the rest, 7% sing, can you tell me what they sing?
Girl: Umm no?
Guy: Well now I know what you do in the shower.
Basically, does anyone know anymore good humor jokes like this to open up to a crowd of females?
Guy:Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone.
Girl:{Oh Really. What is that?}
Guy:Its just that…your numbers not in it.
Guy: Do you work for UPS?
Girl:”No?
Guy:”I could have sworn I saw you checking out my
package. ”
Guy: Do you work at subway?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Because you just made me a footlong!
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