Funny Humor
Have A Humorous Christmas by Aazdak Alisimo
It says something about modern society that Christmas has evolved from a time of family and peace to a time of rushing around shopping and meeting social obligations. Throw in the current lack of service offered by airlines, and December shapes up to be a tough month.
When you start feeling stressed by the holidays, take a deep breath and step away from the moment. Laughter can help make things better, so here are some quotes to make you crack a smile.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. – Shirley Temple
Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. – Erma Bombeck
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. – Bernard Manning
Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year – and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority. – W.J. Cameron
Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet.
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it. – Richard Lamm
Instead of being a time of unusual behavior, Christmas is perhaps the only time in the year when people can obey their natural impulses and express their true sentiments without feeling self-conscious and, perhaps, foolish. Christmas, in short, is about the only chance a man has to be himself. – Francis C. Farley
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. – Larry Wilde
The holidays are a time of great emotion, good and bad. While most are happy as can be, it is also the time of the year with the highest suicide rates. How odd is that? If you are feeling down in the dumps, rent a funny movie and spend the evening laughing!
Aazdak Alisimo writes about outdoor activities for NomadJournals.com, where you can find great unique christmas gifts for him and her alike.
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