Dirty Humor Jokes
Does anyone know any good dirty humour jokes?
Mostly dirty
a white horse fell in some mud… But seroiusly…Theres this old immigrant couple who came here 25 years ago They got married just after arriving. As things go when you’ve been married for 25 years they began to take eachother for-granted. The wife not wishing to end 25 years of marriage decides they should see a marriage councilor. The Husband loving his Wife agrees to go. At the first meeting the councilor says that since it was the wife’s idea to seek help that she should start by listing three things that bother her.
The Wife starts off ” de first-a ting is-a he work-a all-a da time. He work-a day time, night time. He got-a no time for-a me an-a da kids cause-a he work-a all-a da time. Da second ting is-a if he’s-a no work-a he’s-a pickin he’s-a nose. Can no take-a him anyplace, at da dinner table he’s-a two knuckle deep! He make-a me sick He pick-a he’s-a nose all-a da time! An da tird ting is-a” She gets real quiet” when-a we-a have-a sex… He got-a be on-a top. 25 years he’s-a always on-a top. No variety it-a gets-a so boring! He make-a me crazy cause he got-a be on-a top!!”
The marriage coincilor turns to the Husband and says “These are all very valid points how would you like to address them?”
The Husband begins” When-a I come-a to dis-a country dey tell-a me tree tings. Firs-a ting dey tell-a me is ‘If-a you wanna good-a life you work-a hard.’ I godda big-a house an nice-a car an-a good-a family. I godda good-a life an I work-a berry hard-a for-a my good-a life. De second ting dey tell-a me is ‘Stay out-a trouble. Keep-a your nose-a clean. Stay out-a trouble.’ An de tird ting dey tell-a me is-a ‘Don-a screw up!!’”
Eli’s Dirty Jokes – Episode 1 – BBQ Booty
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Politically Incorrect Sick Jokes : Twisted and Strange Humor, Jokes and Rhymes Adult, Dirty, Gross or Clean, of Sex. Life and Weird $12.63 No Synopsis Available |
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Gilbert Gottfried Dirty Jokes $10.32 Rated: NRSynopsis: This hilarious performance, taped live in New York, showcases the grating voice of comedian Gilbert Gottfried in all his gleeful glory. The program’s climax comes with his incredibly filthy version of the classic showbiz joke THE ARISTOCRATS, as seen in the popular documentary. |
