Colonoscopy Humor
Colonoscopy humor: A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing
1. “Take it easy, Doc, you’re boldly going where no man has gone
before.”
2. “Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
3. “Can you hear me NOW?”
4. “Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!”
5. “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”
6. “You know, in Arkansas, we’re now legally married.”
7. “Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?”
8. “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do
the Hokey Pokey….”
9. “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
10. “If your hand doesn’t fit, you must acquit!”
11. “Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
12. “You used to be an executive at Enron, didn’t you?”
13. “Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is
not, in fact, up there?”
those were really great!!! star 4 u!! i’m falling off my chair in hysterics right now. But seriously i can’t believe docs can handle doing that. i went to school to become an xray tech, graduated, took the cert test, paid to stay certified and never joined the profession because i didn’t want to do barium enemas to people!! i just cant put things in peoples butts its not right.
Colonoscopy Humor
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